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The BrainFartz.biz Team

BrainFartz.biz appears here after sitting in the brain bank of good ideas for more than four decades. Born in a dorm room, cultivated and baked with questionable herbal ingredients, and matured using hard knocks and time. BrainFartz.biz is grateful to finally see the light of day (via the Internet). We hope you enjoy our gear, that it makes you and others smile, and that it invokes lots of conversations and experiences with wildly enjoyable outcomes!

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Bear

The mastermind of our mayhem, senior taste tester, and gatherer of good ideas.

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Weaver

Behind the keyboard and the handlebars, crafter of content, and senior questioner of the status quo.

Bold, funny, and unapologetic t-shirts and gear for people who say what others won’t!

 

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