BrainFartz.biz is an idea from a time when there was no Internet; when t-shirt shops stocked inventory, paid rent, and only connected with people who walked through the front door. We registered the domain name just a few days before dirt was invented and have been holding onto it for the day we could finally make this project happen.
Plenty of beers, bourbon, and bongs later, we're now online and loving how we get to connect with lots of people from all over this great Country! We also love that we can put a smile on someone's face just by putting on, or seeing someone wearing, one of our shirts!
Help us share something way better than an STD—buy some shirts for yourself or a friend!
We are college roommates and best of friends ever since! Check our About page for additional vague descriptions and really bad photographs.
That's probably a good question to be asking your personal physician, but not a question you should ask us. We've played the role of a doctor with a few willing and sexy friends over the years so we can relate to the problem. However, we have no official training to be able to assist you with this specific matter and our own related prescriptions have expired many years ago.
Sorry.
And good luck!
For those of you familiar with the Frank Zappa reference, you might enjoy this site.
Abso-fucking-lutely! We'd LOVE to hear what questions you have for us! Fill out the good ol' Contact Form and we'll get back to you as soon as we can!
We'd also be glad to post the best questions and their answers here so others may learn too! Smells like an opportunity to be rewarded with some free gear...just sayin'.