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This not-so-subtle QR code helps those creeps watching you from the other end of the bar discover, via Google Search, the best ways to go F themselves! 

[The QR code, when scanned on a phone, opens a browser and runs a Google Search for "Help me figure out how to f*ck myself"! Try it!]

Embrace comfort and style with this Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee, perfect for any casual outing or semi-formal gathering. The smooth, soft fabric feels great against the skin, making it ideal for everyday wear. With a classic fit and crew neckline, it offers a relaxed silhouette that complements all body types. This tee seamlessly integrates into any wardrobe, providing a versatile option for layering or making a bold statement on its own. It’s perfect for adults looking to showcase their personality or sense of humor. Ideal for holidays like Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, or casual celebrations, this tee makes for a thoughtful gift option or just a fun addition to your own closet, embodying a lively and playful vibe.

Product features
- Shoulder tape stabilizes seams, preventing stretching.
- Seamless tubular knit reduces waste for an attractive finish.
- Ribbed collar retains shape and elasticity.
- Made from durable, soft fabric perfect for printing.
- Ethically sourced materials, certified for safety.

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

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